The bathroom
On the first floor
Of the building where i work
Often smells of shit
Men’s room, if you must know
Big sticking outhouse-style shit-piles of shit
But today
The whole first floor
Of the building where i work
Is smelling of shit
Human Resources, and Employee Engagement Offices, if you must know
Big sticking outhouse-style shit-piles of shit
Who the fuck shits so much
Oh, my, god, it’s creeping up the stairwells and elevator shafts
The whole building where i work
Now smells like shit
From the president of the company
To the assistant to the associate to the guy who seems to just walk around with a clipboard, smiling,
If you must know
Big sticking outhouse-style shit-piles
And shit-piles
And shit-piles
And shit-piles of shit
Bathrooms on second floor are much better