Place: USA Passport holders immigration line at the International Terminal at Newark Airport.
Cast: Two 25-year-old american males.

VOICE OVER STATIC INTERCOM: Welcome to Newark International Airport.   This line is for US Passport holders only.  Please stay in line.

25YOAM #1: This is bullshit. We’re from here, why do we have to wait in this line?
25YOAM #2: I know. I fuckin’ hate this country.

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